Scrolling Badges - wear them with pride

Automaton
I ought to be nicer / I ought to try harder/ I ought to be more considerate / I ought to be more reliable / I ought to be more careful / I ought to give to charity / I ought to eat less / I ought to try to understand art / I ought to make up my own mind / I ought to worry less what others think / I ought to be richer / I ought to be famous / I ought to be the best / I ought to have it ALL

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Auto-da-fe
I ought to be seen to be doing the right thing / I ought to start praying / I ought to look out for #1 / I ought to stop voicing my opinion / I ought to forget about weekends / I ought not expect a fair go / I ought to stop loitering / I ought to buy a black shirt / I ought to accept I’ll get screwed

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Dogma
Go now & chase cars  / Go now & piss on every upright  / Go now & shit in the street / Go now & lick your balls / Go now & bark all day / Go now & howl all night  / Go now & dry hump anything  / Go now & sniff arseholes  / Go now & kill cats  / Go now & fuck in public

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Autotomy
Liposuction suc suc suc / Tummy Tuck / Breast Augmentation / Collagen Injections / Laser / Hair Removal / Chemical Peel / Stomach Stapling / Cellulite Wrap / Eyebrow Shaping / Dermabrasion / Teeth Whitening / Spray Tanning / Labial Reduction / Anal Bleaching

noun:  spontaneous removal or casting off of a body part (as the tail of a lizard or claw or a lobster) especially when the organism is injured or under attack

The artwork is this text the vehicle is the LED badge. To preserve this artwork do not tamper with the programming. This artwork is sold in the good faith that you will not delete the artwork to insert other messages. Use only the on/off switch. To turn on press once